We could really use some fresh blood. The U.S. feels a bit stale and boring. Sure Bush is overrunning the country with ideological jibber-jabber and I feel like his rein of nonsensical lip flapping will never come to an end, and the blatant pandering the right wing zealots is causing my stomach to be have like a 13 year old gymnast on steroids, but still--it's fucking boring!

How can this be remedied? With a real change! Not just another tried and true, no matter the color of the skin, teat sucking politician named Antonio, but something significant, something meaty! The swamps are stagnant and the gators are yawning. The Frisbee tossers in the parks can hardly squawk a yelp for the superior execution of a perfect diving catch of a mis-thrown disk. The lawns are all cut and we've nothing much left to do but pass silly little laws. It's time we made a real change!

Annex England. The facts:

• They already speak the language
• They're not too far away (from the east coast)
• They know pretty well how to run a large economy (see digressions)
• Englands economy is only nominally larger than California's, so they'll fit right in as another state!
• They're more understandable than most of the people in the south.
• There are no laws (that I am aware of) that bar a state from having a King or Queen), so bring in the inbreds!
• Historical payback.

Okay. I'm gonna go cook dinner now. To be continued...
- posted Friday, July 22, 2005 9:39 PM by Steve