Hello?
 

Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?
 

Come on, come on down,
I hear you’re feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain,
Get you on your feet again.

Relax, relax, relax
I need some information first.
Just the basic facts.
Can you show me where it hurts?

There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move, but I can’t hear what you’re saying.

When I was a child, I had a fever.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I’ve got that feeling once again.
I can’t explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.

I have become comfortably numb.
 

next time there will be something original
 

but for now, img src is not allowed
 

where will this take me?
 

what will happen next?
 

Steve, I wish you could help me here
 

but being that I am in cyberspace, the only help I can get are in bits
 

belonging to someone else's dream
 

please do not be mad
 

Sadness fills my robot heart! A steel drum beats out loud and the Sherpa bangs the gong, each in unison.

Praise the almighty Oscar!

Praise be Allah!

The earth shakes in Japan for the might Oscar!

Heavens gates open only for the few

and Oscar has been granted entrance

To rule the place with an iron fist and strong cat nails!

Praise be Oscar!

Down with those who ride cheap Taiwanese bikes in the Castro